"Safe sex! Safe sex!" He told her;
in very husky voice;
to the lady of his choice.
"My darling, you are safe with me."
"Safe sex! Safe sex!"
He told her, Then got stung by a bee,
with trousers down and bum in air your not that safe you see?
He was Not deterred though,
they decided to move on.
his ardour hadn't gone.
They were laying in a field about seven miles from Hull,
"Safe sex! my dear is what I do!" He didn't really have a clue.
"Safe sex is what I practice; there will be no baby due!"
They weren't safe in that field either,
they were gored by a massive bull.