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Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Rocking Away Those Wartime Blues

War babies came in with a bang,
in a war when they sang
of Bluebirds, Kitbag’s and Farewells.
Heroic parents with stories
to tell of their Glories
in a hell where their brave comrades fell.
Flat caps and mack’s and demob suits
and very shiny leather boots.

They fought for peaceful days.
So we got a new craze...
We put on our blue swede shoes
and danced away those blues.

In peace, we did what we pleased.
tight trousers, short skirts,
youths with long hair,
and draped jackets that came down to our knees.

We danced a fast dance
with an unusual stance.
Jive was alive,
girls were thrown in the air,
they didn't care.
as we rocked the dance floor,
pony tails in girls hair.

We rocked around in blue swede shoes,
We rocked away those wartime blues...
The clock struck one two three and four,
now we are knock, knock, knocking on heavens door.
We are rock rock rocking, knocking on.
Ah, how good was Freedom?

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Fiddle-dee, dee.

Under the spreading chestnut tree,
I met a wench and she liked me
-Hey, ho fiddle-de-de.

My hand did wonder above her knee,
under the spreading chestnut tree
-Hey ho fiddle-dee dee.

that wench she had to marry me,
and we-well-
Hey ho fiddle-dee, dee.

I'm a fiddle-dee, dee and a fiddle, de, doe.
A fiddler I'll let you know,
under the spreading chestnut tree,

Keep your daughters under lock and key
away from that spreading chestnut tree.
Hey ho fiddle-dee, dee,
under the spreading chestnut treeeeee.

Thursday, 3 November 2011

More of my nonsense.

I've started a tourist firm 4 dare devils. You will be touring Niagara Falls in a barrel; Hand rails fitted for sissies. YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Speak when your spoken to,
 that's what my parents said.
 But they didn't speak to me so I spoke and was sent to bed.

They say that all dogs evolve from wolves. I saw a French Poodle with a curly coat...was it a wolf in sheep's clothing?

I believe I can fly...AARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Magic mushrooms, poppy seeds,
long haired hippies with strings of beads...
Er, sorry about that...NURSE!

I watched the news one day and a very good investigative journalist asked a Politician a very awkward question....'TRUTHFULLY?'

I have been poor all my life, I'll die poor and leave it all to poor friends who will know how to handle it.

I know why the Government are raising student fees...They only want the Cream of the Country in their universities... RICH and THICK!

Hey kids! We had a pig in our yard,
we called her Mary-Lou,
She was a very messy pig'
the yard was full of poo; phew! :0)

I am so unlucky, I was flooded out, so I took advice, dried it out & insured it against future flooding... It burnt down the next day. :0\

My Doctor asked me when I first noticed that my memory was getting bad, I said, 'I can't remember.'

Apparently were related to apes; dogs are man's best friend...Proof, you can choose your friends but not your relatives. :0/

Adam discovered the law of gravity before Isaac Newton when an apple made HIM fall for Eve.

I know why Hollywood hero's don't lose a leg in battle... cos they'd fall on their arse whilst kicking arse.

The Devonshire Old McDonald had a farm,
 Oh - Argh - Oh - Argh - Oh!
The American Old McDonald sells fast food,
with a beefburger here a hamburger there,
no live animals anywhere. 

Old McDonald bought some pigs,
 with an I.O.U. ER, E. I E. I. O. 

STYLE! Is when you slip on spilt beer in a nightclub and you make it look like your break-dancing.

STYLE! is when u take the piss out of vain tyrant & get away with it. Reference: TONY BLAIR EX UK PM SPEAKING TO GADAFFI, "You are looking good." Spoken with a wide grin

If any man tells you that he is a Member of Parliament, he's a liar.

Hey, If Isaac Newton was so clever, how is it that he didn't invent safety helmets for orchards?

They said that he is better for the knowing. I now know to be out when he calls.

Style is when you are thrown out of a nightclub and you convince the passing public that you are a street acrobat.

Hey, Kids, I found some Pheasant feathers and put them in my hat, I walked under an apple tree and came under Cat Attack.

Style is, when caught in woman's bed by husband You convince him that you fainted in the street & she brought you in for a lie down.

Style is, tripping up over a kerb-stone and convincing passers by that you are skipping along happily.

Style is, when your not able to buy new clothes but you convince others that you are following a ragged clothes fashion.

The doctor sent him to his bed, he'd had a brainstorm in his head, blew his brains out, now he's dead.  

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