If I Could Sing.

Can't sing.
Can't sing a thing.
Wish I could,
that'd be good.
A celeb,
a reb.
Cool rule,
women drool.
Johnny Cool.
X Factor,
Mentor.
Television,
Eurovision.
Perfection
A mansion
A velvet voice,
Choice!
A Rolls-Royce.
If I-I-I-I could sing,
I-I-I-I-I'd sing Something,
mushy!
gushy,
lusty!
Ohhhhh, how they'd lust,
my autograph would be a Must.
Iiiiiiii'd sing something nice!
Cooooool as ice!
Coooooool,
I-I-I-I-I'd make em droooool,
Nickers would fly aye, aye,aye!
They'd scream and yell...
Hell!
I-I-I-I- Aye aye aye, wish that I ---- could SSSSSSIIIIIIIIING!

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